not actually an entry

[aeryn]

Your home is a Spawn-camping Wizard's Manor Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every fantasy novel ever written, including multiple editions of the Silmarillion and advance copies of Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition. One of your garages houses your Hummer, and others contain your H2, and H3... with room for an H4, if they ever invent one. Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You've never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family. And, you have a pet -- a unicorn named "Shadowhooves". Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Build YOUR Dream House!

So it's not exactly spot-on... but you get the point.

Real entry forthcoming.

Comments

[creeping-dark.livejournal.com]

OMFG WHY YOU GOTTA BE IN IRL?!?!? ;-;

MISSES!

[nightbluesprite.livejournal.com]

OMFG I DUNNO!!

MISSES!

[creeping-dark.livejournal.com]

crycry.
you know the old neighbors that shared a wall with us? they're now like...6 hot girls. we're such boys over here. come back before all the testosterone and talking about hot girls consumes us all.

I will do that when you get home! get home faster! <3

**and tire is obviously emo.

[nightbluesprite.livejournal.com]

6? Then like, four of them are sharing rooms. o.O

[creeping-dark.livejournal.com]

yeah. or at least 4 and then their friends. or something. and they're really hot. you should seduce them when you get back with your amazing seducing powers.

mine don't work so well. I got food poisoning, and that sickly sweatsoaked look apparently doesn't flatter me much.

[nightbluesprite.livejournal.com]

omg!!!! *HUGS* Are you feeling better now?

Fey says that you're no longer allowed to eat anything she didn't cook you.

[creeping-dark.livejournal.com]

a bit. still with the scratchy acidy feeling in my throat. but lots better than this morning.

I will no longer eat anything Fey doesn't cook for me. yay.

yeah. your super powered seduction--I do remember you telling me of a time when you had half the girls in your town chasing after you...

also, not h8ted. I was fooding, and taking care of myself. I'm sorry I missed you.

[nightbluesprite.livejournal.com]

I guess it's okay if you were fooding. I like it when you manage to eat food

[creeping-dark.livejournal.com]

heh. yay.
we were talking about me just dying so I don't have to do my workload for school, and it'd be easier for me to go without food until fey comes back to feed me. :p

[nightbluesprite.livejournal.com]

That... is a bad plan. As we really want to see you hale at the end of term.

Fey will totally stuff you, though.

[creeping-dark.livejournal.com]

...there's always formaldehyde?

and yay food. and yay people. I want this quarter done with already. :(
come back!

[nightbluesprite.livejournal.com]

no. no formaldehyde.

Less than 3 months and counting!

[xanadendron.livejournal.com]

Morrowind yaaaays! I am going down town to stalk yous.