Español Ocho - La Vileza

I cannot be exprected to utilize the kitchen of my dormitory building, life-size closet that it is, to create something culinary for the class. It is not credible, and is in fact rather pretentious of my professor to order us to cook in such a plebian manner. Have I utensils? Have I ingredients? Have I, in sooth, a galley? Verily, all those would be an improvement! I shall bestow upon them a creation worthy of the midden, and have done.

Deben traer algo y explicar como lo hicieron.

Shove it.